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MY THOUGHTS ON WHY EVRYTHING SUCKS
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A PAGE OF NEGATIVE ENERGY BY A NEGATIVE JERK
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People say you have to think positive. I say think negative. The worst that can happen is stuff turns out better than you expected. Here is some background on me. My name will remain unknown. I go by CHAOS. I will be attending college in southern Pennsylvania. I am 5 foot 9 inches, weigh about 190(yeah Im overwieght, screw you), I have multicolor eyes which change as my mood goes, and an oversized johnson. My favorite tv show is Dragonball Z, and I own practically everything from the series. If you don't like the cartoon, I really don't care. Don't e-mail me unless you have something good to say. If you mail me crap, I'm going to post you ass the jack-ass of the month and tell everyone your e-mail address so they can spam you. I have an extreme amount of allies who hook me up with rare stuff, like the Princess Diana beanie babie, old ninja katanas, and free Tacos for life. Don't ask about the Tacos, just know I can get anything so don't screw with me. Enjoy my page, hate my page, whatever, just shut up and read.
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MY THOUGHTS ON WHY ALL PEOPLE SUCK
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Here is what I think about people. The other day I saw a man on the side of the road, his car had broken down. I stopped to help, only hoping that he'd give me some money as a reward. So I give him a hand, and drive him to a phone. He calls some slut of his, and asks me to wait. I do, like an idiot. Next thing I know he wants me to drive him to his ex-wife's house, thirty miles away because his slut girlfriend won't pick him up. End of story. My second reason which backs up why I hate people happened to me and a few friends while in Philly. My friend stopped to help a guy who needed a jump for his car. We gave him a jump and his car started. The next thing you know, my friend's car is dead. So we asked him to jump us back. The jerk-off said no and left...
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My Unimportant Retarded Interests to Attract Other Dumb Jerks to my Site
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My interests:- Cartoons/Comic Books
- Music: Rock and Pop
- Pets/Animals
- School/College
- Sports: Skateboarding, Rollerblading
- Web Publishing/Design
My main interests are in knives. Why you say; First of all, who the hell cares why you jerk. Why don't you leave before I carve out your eye sockets with my pocketknife. That's why I like knives. Their small, they hurt people(who are all jerks anyway), and they take longer to kill people than a gun. It only takes one bullet to kill someone with a gun. A knife may use about 3 or four carefully placed stabs.
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